Cookies ought to check themselves

Screw you, Cookie. Are you trying to say the things I treasure aren’t actually mine? Are you calling me a thief and kidnapper now, because I’m pretty sure my family, friends, and stuff all belongs to me? You don’t even know what you’re talking ’bout.

Or are you trying to tell me I’m a greedy little bitch? Don’t tell me who I am; I can buy and sell you, Cookie!

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3 Responses to Cookies ought to check themselves

  1. Don’t forget: You can also eat that damn Cookie and then youknowwhat it out!

  2. Freek

    …and what about when the cookie is empty? Am I not even good enough for the cookie to make fun of :(

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