Screw you, Cookie.

Cookies ought to check themselves

Andria — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:47:12 +0000

Screw you, Cookie. Are you trying to say the things I treasure aren’t actually mine? Are you calling me a thief and kidnapper now, because I’m pretty sure my family, friends, and stuff all belongs to me? You don’t even know what you’re talking ’bout.

Or are you trying to tell me I’m a greedy little bitch? Don’t tell me who I am; I can buy and sell you, Cookie!

Cookies set themselves up

Andria — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:26:07 +0000

Screw you, Cookie. I negate all your bad vibes by A) knowing that you suck and B) doing something about it (aka this blog). So at least I know that much.

Cookies kick you while you’re down.

Andria — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:22:43 +0000

Screw you, Cookie. So now my stupid, fat ass is ruining my family? Talk abouta 1-2…3 punch! Why didn’t you just put the url to Jenny Craig at the bottom of this “fortune?”

Cookies are full of useless information.

zrose25 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:31:43 +0000

When am I ever going to use this piece of information!? Screw you cookie, come back when you have something useful to teach me.

Cookies like to pry.

zrose25 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:16:33 +0000

Cookies stick their noses into other people’s business.

Cookies should know better.

cpedraza — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:53:04 +0000

Being correct comes naturally to me, so screw you, Cookie.

Cookies are incompetent.

cpedraza — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:33:42 +0000

Screw you, Cookie. You can’t even give me a full fortune.

Cookies shamestorm.

Andria — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:30:12 +0000

Screw you, Cookie! Who do you think you are, my mother? I crack you open to find not a delightful peek into my future, but the cookie form of a scarlet letter. ‘L’ for loser?! How do you know I am not following my dreams? Maybe I dreamt of smashing fortune cookies…WITH MY TEETH. How do you like me now, bitch?

Cookies stab you in the front.

Andria — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:22:17 +0000

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Submitted by Freek

Screw you, Cookie. I am neither boring nor inarticulate. (Simple enough for you?)

Cookies judge.

Andria — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:13:32 +0000

Submitted by ZRose25

Screw you, Cookie. Just when I was feeling pretty good, you come along and tell me I don’t know how to conduct myself and that I am ugly on the inside. Also, Cookie, screw you for not being PC in your delivery of day-ruining putdowns (“his” own image). WTF?!